::JOKE # 4::

Two 4th Standard School boys talking

First Boy: What is the time now?
Second Boy: Hey, this is the 11th time, you are asking me. Why not buy a watch for yourself?
First Boy: Why should I buy a watch. When I get married, I will get one as a DOWRY

Date Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2008

::JOKE # 3::

A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Banta about the plans for his unmarried daughters. "I have put aside Rs.2,00,000 for Savita who is 22, Rs.4,00,000 dowry for Vinita who’s 27 and Rs.8,00,000 for Namita who is 36." Banta after thinking for few seconds said "Sir, do you have any daughter who is 50?"

Date Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2008

::JOKE # 2::

Boy's Father: Oh no, we will not ask for any dowry
Girl's Father: If so, there is something wrong with the boy. Sorry we will not give my daughter to your son
Boy's Father: ????????

Date Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2008

::JOKE # 1::

Broker: Hi, there is a girl available for marriage with a little bit dark in colour. If you marry, you will get Rs. 50,000/- dowry
Boy: Can you please look for a darker girl, so that I can get Rs.1,00,000 dowry
Broker: ?????????

Date Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2008